79 Unfortunate Moments Where The Universe Decided To Single Out Someone

When all the tiny, invisible angels that are supposed to be sitting on your shoulder flee and karma is put on hold, and you roll the dice and get 0, and… Guys, we are all, at some point in our lives, one bunch of very unlucky people.

To find out what luck even means, we could look at the definition from Merriam-Webster dictionary, which reads “a force that brings good fortune or adversity; Luck was a big factor in the outcome.” Or we could better see the real-life examples where this magical force has somehow vanished, leaving no trace.

And thanks to the subreddit r/FacePalm, we now have an endless archive of unfortunate moments, sometimes embarrassing and sometimes plain pitiful.

You see, no one deserves getting zero beans and 100% sauce after opening a new can of beans. Call it exaggeration, but I assure you the pain is real.

#1 Get The F**k Out, Dennis

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#2 Kitty Found A Comfy Bed

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#3 Lucky Nurse

Violet Jessop, a ship nurse. She served on each of the three ‘sisters’ Titanic, Britannic and Olympic. While she was on board, the Olympic collided with a war ship and nearly sank, the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank, the Britannic hit an underwater mine and sank. Violet survived all three.

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#4 In 1998, Honduras Built A Bridge Over The Choluteca River, But Hurricane Mitch Rerouted The River

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#5 This Guy Has Had It Rough

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#6 The Diamond In My Ring Fell Out Today. It Came With A 10 Year Workmanship Guarantee. Yesterday Was Our 10th Wedding Anniversary

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#7 I Guess The Tree Can’t Afford A Lawyer.

There’s a Banyan tree in Pakistan that has been chained and officially arrested since 1898. This happened when James Squid, a British officer thought the tree was moving towards him after drinking alcohol.

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#8 F**k You Joe

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#9 Nailed It. Literally

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#10 Mother-In-Law Just Served Me This Piece Of Cake…

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#11 Ancient Facepalm

In Thailand, it was considered a capital offense punishable by death if someone touched the queen. In 1880, the queen drowned when her royal boat capsized on the way to the palace. The many witnesses to the accident did not dare to tuch the queen while she was drowning

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#12 The Biggest Bruh Moment In History

My mate took two weeks off work, went to Africa, climbed Kilimanjaro and raised over E300 grand for charity. Having
hiked and climbed for 7 days, he reached the summit and asked his guide to take a picture before his iPhone battery died because of the -25 cold. And here it is…

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#13 Turtle Of Destruction

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#14 This Guy In Particular

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#15 You Suck Gregg

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#16 No Waffles For You, Biyach.

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#17 Fuck This Pedestrian In Particular

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#18 Oh Lord

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#19 Soap And Eggs

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#20 Wcgw If A Water Main Breaks Near Your House

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#21 Today My GF Is 23

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#22 The Poor Guy

A man survived the sinking of a ship in 1871, leaving him traumatized afterwards. Some forty years later, he was finally able to overcome his fears and sail again, only to die on the Titanic.

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#23 Unlucky

“Nervous For The New Job?” “Nah, On The First Day I Won’t Do Much, I’ll Meet Colleagues, They’ll Show Me Around And Nothing More.”

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#24 Man Deadn’t

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#25 I Feel Like Somebody Got Fired

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#26 Poor Girl

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#27 F**k Nadine In Particular

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#28 Google Photos Asked Me To Clarify If My Dead Dad Was Also The Guy On The Death Tarot Card While I Was Looking For A Picture To Post For Father’s Day.

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#29 Picked The Wrong Parking Spot

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#30 “Hey Honey We’re Gonna Be On The Front Page”. The Front Page:

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#31 Opened A Can Of Beans To Find No Beans At All.

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#32 Putting That One Single Yelper On Blast

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#33 Boo To You Phil

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#34 Paid Extra For A Window Seat. Got The One Seat On The Plane With A Wall

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#35 Fuck You Poland

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#36 Yeet

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#37 Some Nice Cool Shade

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#38 Get It Together Abby

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#39 Fuck Tom, Everyone Knows

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#40 This Kinda Cracked Me Up

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#41 So This Is What My Mate Woke Up To This Morning….

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#42 28 Years Without Breaking A Bone Until A Giant Stone Slab Riddled With Wood Screws Crushed And Impaled Both My Middle Fingers. Please Enjoy This Picture Of Me Freshly Bandaged Up.

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#43 How This Guy Survived Both Of The Atomic Bombs During Ww2

Tsutomu Yamaguchi was working in Hiroshimæ when the city was bombed. Surviving, he returned to his employer in Nagasaki three days later That morning, while being berated by his supervisor as “crazy” after describing how a single bomb had destroyed Hiroshima, the second atomic bomb hit Nagasaki. Yamaguchi survived again, and is the only known survivor of both bombinqs.

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#44 Pope Formosus Who Had Been Dead For 7 Months Was Removed From His Tomb To Be Propped Up And Put On Trial. The Corpse Was Found Guilty And Was Stripped, Had Three Fingers Removed, Then Reburied, Got Dug Up Once Again, Tied To Weights, And Thrown In A River

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#45 Take Notes On How Flip Someone Off With Words

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#46 Delivery Man Puts Drink Order Right In Front Of Door So It Can’t Be Opened

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#47 Tow Semi Trucks Driving 20 Mph Under The Speed Limit For 20 Minutes. At Least 50 Cars Jammed Behind Them!

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#48 Hogwarts For Loans

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#49 Could Things Get Any Worse?

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#50 He Was Fined For Speeding, When The Car Was On A Tow Truck

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#51 This Is Where The Light Hits Our Bed At 8am

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#52 Trying To See A House For Sale In Street View

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#53 After All These Years, He Still Holds It Against Hogan

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#54 Poor John.

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#55 None For You California

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#56 Every Time.

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#57 This Sign Went Up Today In My Hometown.

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#58 So I Scrape, Sweep, And Scrub The Walk In, And Then About An Hour Later, I Find Zach Did This. Zach, If You Read This, Stop Spilling The 1000 Island Dressing.

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#59 F**k This Doctor In Particular

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#60 Fuck You Steven, Not Mike, Or Jack Or Bob, Just You Steven!

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#61 And God Said Fuck Kevin

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#62 Fuck These Beans In Particular

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#63 Had A Fever For A Month, Current Contenders Are Immune Defects And Leukemia, Grandma Is Dying In Hospital, And Now Guess Who Had Their Car Totaled The Day Before Their Birthday!

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#64 A Wasp Rolled Over By A Train.

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#65 Pic Credit To @wilcre

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#66 Okay Well Fuck Me Then

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#67 Person Tries To Record Cool Demolition Site, But Truck Gets In The Way Of The Best Part

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#68 Yeah F*ck You Danielle

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#69 Why Do They Do That?

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#70 Damn, What Did Liz Do??

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#71 My Golf Ball Hit A Bug In Mid Air This Morning

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#72 Fuck The Largest Hot Desert In The World

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#73 We Will Miss You

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#74 This Bitch Ass Just Flew Into My Eye And Fell To The Ground

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#75 Fuck This One Guy In Particular Who Has A Spotlight Pointed In His Window At Midnight

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#76 Yeah, F%#k Trent And His Sh$t

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#77 Anyone Up For An Invasion?

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#78 Fuck This Family In Particular

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#79 Fuckthisbmw

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