People Come Up With 70 ‘Brutally Honest Slogans’ For Brands We All Know

Companies spend big bucks to make us remember them. They put billboards along the roads, run commercials during the Super Bowl, and have celebrities posting their products on social media. But whatever message they’re trying to send, ultimately it’s the relationship we have with them that matters.

A few days ago, Reddit user NotANameReally posted a question on the platform: “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” And people responded. From IKEA and YouTube to Nike and Google, no business was safe. Continue scrolling and check out their poetic truth bombs. They’re grrrrrrreat!

#1 Adblocker

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#2 Internet Explorer

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#3 Nike

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#4 Instant Ramen

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#5 WebMD

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#6 IKEA

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#7 Instagram

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#8 Slack

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#9 Walmart

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#10 Facebook

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#11 Ryanair

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#12 Applebee’s

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#13 Drano

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#14 Gap Kids

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#15 Yellow Pages

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#16 Mountain Dew

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#17 Burger King

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#18 Google

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#19 Wish

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#20 UPS

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#21 Gilette Woman

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#22 The Simpsons

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#23 Youtube

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#24 Altoids

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#25 Hot Pockets

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#26 Trojan

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#27 Friskies

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#28 Taco Bell

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#29 Apple

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#30 Waffle House

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#31 Amazon

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#32 Disney

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#33 Starbucks

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#34 Staples

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#35 Ea

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#36 Reddit

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#37 Target

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#38 Konami

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#39 Twitter

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#40 Q-Tips

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#41 Pepsi

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#42 Bing

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#43 Grubhub

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#44 Tesla

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#45 Captain Crunch

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#46 Payless Shoes

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#47 Gucci

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#48 Bmw

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#49 Hummer

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#50 Doordash

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#51 Comcast

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#52 Nestle

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#53 Ex-Lax

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#54 Mcdonald’s

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#55 Bud Light

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#56 Harbor Freight

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#57 Geico

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#58 Coca-Cola

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#59 Adobe

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#60 Spirit Airlines

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#61 At&t

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#62 Pizza Hut

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#63 Tide

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#64 Tinder

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#65 Volvo

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#66 United Airlines

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#67 Citadel Llc

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#68 Hughesnet

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#69 The Onion

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#70 Viagra

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