62 Things People Had The Audacity To Sell Online

You can list just about anything online but… should you? Well, that depends. Do you want to surprise everyone on the internet? Have people question your sanity? Maybe even receive a few prank calls? Then go ahead. Put those used dental prosthetics on sale. Make that tennis ball chair work for you.

But if you aren’t that much of an opportunist, I suggest you join the other side, (silently) judging them. There’s a subreddit called r/WTFgaragesale, and it features all the funny, weird, creepy, and downright disgusting things people are trying to sell both in real life and online. Here’s a collection of pics the sub has from the latter.

#1 Harry Potter Teeth, Mmmmmmm

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#2 Only Once

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#3 Dead *ss Tree

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#4 We Love Facebook Marketplace

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#5 My Fiancée Sent This To Me And I Couldn’t Help But Feel It Belonged Here

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#6 Y Tho

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#7 If He Has Buyers, I Am In The Wrong Business

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#8 Why Do People Say “Brand New” When It’s Clearly Not?

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#9 There Are No Words

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#10 You’ve Got A Friend In Me

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#11 Teeth In Great Shape

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#12 Helloooo, Officer!

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#13 KFC Zinger

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#14 $20 For Old Doll Head Found While Hiking

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#15 I Hope This Is Satire But I Truly Don’t Know …

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#16 Mmmhhhmmm Premium

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#17 I Check Offerup For Chairs Every Few Days….

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#18 I Mean.. Someone Is Gonna Like It, Right?

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#19 Hot Dog Statue – Two Lovers Holding Hands. Can Also Be “Personally Ordered With Any Customizations Wanted (Mini Hotdog Babies, Pregnant Hotdog, Rockstar Hotdog, Etc)”

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#20 For When You’re Lonely

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#21 The Vodka Bottle Full Of Cigarette Ashes I Posted Here About 2 Years Ago Is Still Up, And The Price Was Dropped By A Whopping $4.76. What The Hell

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#22 My Dream Of Being An Artist Is Alive

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#23 Umm I Don’t Think This Is Apple Official

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#24 Today On Fb Market Place

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#25 Is It Weird That I Actually Kinda Want This?

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#26 Not A Garage Sale But I Thought You Might Enjoy

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#27 How To Avoid Awkwardly Asking Someone To Take Their Shoes Off At Your Door.. Sold!

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#28 The Things You Find At Government Surplus Auctions… Birthing Simulator

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#29 Facebook Marketplace Is A Gold Mine. This Lovely Is $200

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#30 Todd

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#31 How To Properly Sell Firewood In Kentucky

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#32 Woman Makes Her Regretful Husband Model Her Handmade Ponchos. Hilarious

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#33 Eat Your Heart Out, Kirk Cameron

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#34 “No Lowballers”

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#35 This Couch Is Awful Taste And You Cannot Change My Mind

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#36 I Found This On A Facebook Page Where People Sell 4 Wheel Drive Vehicles

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#37 Cicada Shell Wreath

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#38 Poor Memaw

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#39 Creepiest Car Seat Ever

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#40 All Hail Titty Frog

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#41 Croc Balls

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#42 Tbh It’s So Well-Made I Kinda Want It, But It Freaks Me Out

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#43 He Haunts You

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#44 Man, I Don’t Know

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#45 Just What I Needed To Complete My Bathroom Aesthetic

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#46 Found This Gem In Free Pile Outside My Work

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#47 The Perfect Bed To Preserve Virginity!

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#48 Just In Case Anyone Is In The Market For A 5-Foot Squirrel

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#49 You Know— For Kids

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#50 Free Hanted Rooster Has Demon

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#51 The Definition Of This Sub

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#52 The Description Stated: “Low Carb Option For Hotdog”

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#53 Is She Being Held Hostage As An Ebay Model?

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#54 For The Classicist Who Needs To Charge Three Phones And A Tablet

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#55 Jesus, That Is Bad

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#56 Someone Found This Book At A Thrift Store. It Sure Didn’t Age Well

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#57 Horrifying/Educational Vhs Tape Found At Goodwill

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#58 He Now Lives In Our Livingroom. And Yes, My Fiancé Thinks I’m A Jackass For Buying It

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#59 I’d Have To Be Baked To Buy This

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#60 No Thank You

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#61 Unused Bachelors In Criminal Justice

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#62 The Seller Seems Just As Confused As I Am

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