People In This Online Group Come Up With 48 Slogans For Brands If They Were Brutally Honest

Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors. 

They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.

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Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?

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Pepsi: “Is Pepsi OK?”

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Google: We finish your thoughts for you.

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Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.

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gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy

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TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird

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Facebook: your privacy is our business

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And you thought you were weird. – Reddit

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Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere

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Most fashion brands : from kids for kids

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YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!

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Taco Bell: 57 Menu items, Six ingredients!

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RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test

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Seaworld: You’ll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.


Tinder: Pay extra to stop us from c**kblocking you.

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FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.

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Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world


Instagram: you’ll never look this good.

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McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come.


Apple IPad: distracting your toddler made easy


BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.

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Dove bar soap: because you’d never buy soap called pigeon

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Steam: remember that over 70% of your games are unplayed

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Nestle: I killed people for this. Be grateful

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EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems

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Red bull – I hope you like heart palpitations

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subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved



We serve you decaff if you’re rude


Facebook: You are the product.


Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would


Reddit – post , repost, rinse repeat


Facebook: it’s worse than you think.


La Quinta: Spanish for “next to Denny’s”

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Froot loops: they are all the same flavours

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H&R Block, because getting f****d by yourself just ain’t no fun.


Nike: Just Screw It – Because you don’t care how many kids die so long as you got cool shoes.


Taco Bell- same food, different shapes


Taco Bell. You’re stoned, we’re stoned, so lets eat.

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Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t


UPS: We know your you’re probably home but ain’t nobody got time for that!


EA: Go get your parents credit card

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Domino’s: You’ll F*****g Eat It


Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family

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Marlboro cigarettes aborting more babies than planned Parenthood

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Target: The upperclass Walmart

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Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…

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Toyota: We make immortal cars for civilians and terrorists.



When you have no other choice.